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Look, it's a ficlet! Written for [livejournal.com profile] rossetti! I asked for prompts last week, and she wanted "ryan/spencer (SHOCK), morning sex or stoned sex. OR BOTH." I gave it a go!


Just Like an Infomercial
Spencer/Ryan, NC-17, ~1400 words

Spencer likes beds. Especially nice, big beds with enough space where he can roll over and over, like, four times before he's even close to rolling off. It's also nice when they have real, plush mattresses and aren't constantly moving underneath him, like his bunk when the bus is on the move.

But it's a little weird to have sex on beds. Okay, no, it's not about having sex on beds in general. It's about Ryan's bed specifically. Because he bought one of those mattresses they saw in an infomercial late one night, late enough that it was closer to sunrise than to midnight.

In the infomercial, there was a person, like, jumping on the bed, about two feet away from where they'd set this glass of wine, which was just weird, because who would jump on their bed after they put a glass of wine on it? Spencer was pretty sure most people wouldn't set wine glasses on their beds to begin with, actually.

But then the perky people who were spouting off all the reasons why it was such a great mattress broke out a bowling ball and started dropping that on the bed, and Spencer knew people didn't run around throwing bowling balls on their mattresses. That was just ridiculous.

He had reached to change the channel, but then Ryan said, "Wait," and fumbled at his hand, trying to steal the remote probably, but he ended up knocking it to the floor. They both stared at it for a minute, then stared at each other. Ryan's eyes were wide, and strayed back to the TV quickly.

"Where's my phone?" he asked. "I need to get one of those." He gasped as the bowling ball bounced closer to the wine glass, but the glass stayed standing and didn't spill a drop. "Dude, that's awesome," Ryan said. "Where's my phone?"

Spencer ended up handing Ryan his own phone, then rolling his eyes and a new joint while Ryan made the call.

So Spencer had thought it was dumb at the time, but it's a really fucking comfortable bed. Like, Ryan's right here beside him, stroking his own cock steadily, and Spencer can't feel the bed moving at all.

It's pretty impressive.

For a second, he imagines what would happen if he got up and got a glass of wine from Ryan's kitchen and put it on the bed next to him. He ends up laughing so hard at the thought that his whole body's shaking. The mattress isn't. It really is amazing. And sort of creepy. Spencer wonders what it's even made of.

"Shut up," Ryan groans. "Why are you laughing?" His voice comes out uneven and rough, and Spencer watches the twist of Ryan's hand over the head of his cock. It's pretty fucking hot, so instead of answering, Spencer shifts around until he's on his belly, then wiggles close enough that he can lean over and lick at Ryan's hipbone.

"Mmmmm," Ryan says, and Spencer licks across his belly, bites a little. Ryan has no real flesh to speak of there, so he ends up giggling, and hey, Spencer's close enough now that he can feel the mattress move a little bit.

"I like your bed," Spencer tells Ryan's stomach. "'S'nice." He lays his head on Ryan's stomach for a minute, but then Ryan bucks his hips up off the bed, and Spencer thinks maybe his head isn't in the best place. Ryan might come in his hair or something. Spencer gathers his energy and pushes up a bit. He watches Ryan's hand, absently reaching down to give his own cock a friendly squeeze through his boxers.

"What about my cock?" Ryan asks, and that seems like a random question until Ryan says, "It's nice, too. Don't you like it?"

Spencer's not dumb, and he can recognize Ryan fishing for a blowjob when he hears it. So he shrugs and shifts around until he can flop back down on his side, so his head's even with Ryan's hips and Ryan's head is even with his own hips. Ryan stops touching himself and pushes up on his elbows, frowning down at Spencer.

"What? 'M too tired to do all the work," Spencer says. "Come here."

It only takes one hand on Ryan's cock and one on his hip to get him to turn on his side. Spencer stares for a minute and tries not to giggle, because he's not used to doing this from this angle, and Ryan's cock is upside down from usual. Still, it's kind of neat when he opens his mouth and takes Ryan in, tongue sliding up the top of his cock instead of the underside.

Spencer sucks a little sloppily before he just grabs Ryan's ass and hauls him closer. Ryan can be so fucking lazy when he's high.

Speaking of which.

Spencer sinks down until his mouth meets his fist, feels the burst of precome on the back of his tongue, then slides off entirely.

"Hey," he says, "while you're down there." He bucks his hips forward a little, and Ryan huffs. "Don't be a selfish bitch," Spencer says, and to prove that he means it, he waits until Ryan pulls his cock out through the slit of his boxers and licks across the tip. When Ryan sucks in the head, sealing his lips behind the ridge and tonguing the slit just like Spencer likes, Spencer rewards him by going back down on him.

It's harder to move his hips like this, but that's okay. Ryan's doing that oddly focused thing he does sometimes, fixating on one thing for a good long while instead of getting down to business. If Spencer were feeling more urgent, he'd roll them over until he was straddling Ryan's head, then fuck Ryan's face, but as it is, it just feels really, really good. Plus, the wet sound of Ryan's mouth every time he pulls off to just tongue the head is fucking hot.

Spencer lets himself take his time, too, bobbing his head gently for a while before he pushes Ryan's legs open a little. He waits until Ryan catches on and plants one foot on the bed, keeping himself open. Then Spencer pushes two fingers in his mouth alongside Ryan's cock.

Ryan, greedy bastard that he, is, chooses that moment to buck forward. The scrape of teeth he gets in return is his own fault, and Spencer pulls his fingers out of his mouth -- wet enough -- and slaps Ryan's ass when Ryan stops sucking Spencer's cock to say, "Ow, fuck."

Spencer tries to say, "It's your own fault," but Ryan's cock is in the way, and Spencer likes having it stretch his mouth open and make his jaw ache too much to let go.

His hand is still on Ryan's ass from when he slapped it, and he lets Ryan be selfish for a bit, afraid of his own dick getting nipped, when he pushes one finger into Ryan's ass. Ryan moans, and damn it, that would have felt really good if he'd still been blowing Spencer.

So Spencer pushes his hips forward hopefully. Ryan gets with the program after Spencer's dick slides over his cheek a couple of times. Which, Ryan needs to fucking shave.

It seems like with a finger inside him, working in and out, rubbing across his prostate, Ryan suddenly finds some urgency. His hips work to the rhythm of his mouth, to the way he sucks and bobs his head, and fuck, it's so good, too good, and Spencer's belly tightens as he picks up the rhythm and matches it with the wet slide of his mouth on Ryan, with a second finger pushing into Ryan's ass.

It's too much, apparently, because Ryan pulls off Spencer's dick, grunting and coming in Spencer's mouth in hot pulses. Spencer's nice, so he swallows, sucking Ryan through it and letting Ryan go soft in his mouth while Ryan whimpers. It's too much with Ryan's dick so sensitive, but Spencer knows Ryan loves it. Before Ryan's all the way gone, Spencer gives his prostate another rub and wrings one last weak spurt from Ryan's cock. Spencer swallows again before he finally lets Ryan slip from his mouth. But he leaves his fingers in Ryan's ass, working them deeper as Ryan's body goes pliant, sated.

"Gonna fuck you now," Spencer says as soon as he's cleared his throat and made his voice work again.

"Mmmmm," Ryan says, and Spencer shifts up the bed until he can see Ryan's face, Ryan's eyes blissfully closed.

He thinks he could probably get away with going to get a glass of wine and seeing if it would stay up while he fucked Ryan. Ryan probably wouldn't even notice.

end

Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] um_nosrsly, for giving it a readthrough and an OK! *smooches you*
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Date: 2008-06-10 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slowlikewine.livejournal.com
Shout out! Hooty hoo!!

Aw man. I see now that it was not, in fact, my infomercial testimonial that brought this on. *pout* That's alright. I'll get over it. hehe

So um....

WHERE'S MY BRYAR, WINEHOUSE FIC?? HUH HUH HUH???

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untappedbeauty.livejournal.com
Hee! You get a shout-out because you are AWESOME and HELPFUL, YAY!

And awwwww, I am sorry! But you helped give me a title, inadvertently! That's good!

OMG, YOU HOR! I WILL GET YOU YOUR BIZARRE FIC OF BIZARRENESS SOON! I WILL MOVE IT UP ON MY TO-DO LIST, EVEN! :P

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rossetti.livejournal.com
OMG YAY! THIS FIC IS TAILORED TO MY TASTES IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU! OH MY GOD!

Your Spencerpov is tight and focused and driven, JUST LIKE SPENCER IT'S AWESOME. I'm going say 'Don't be a selfish bitch,' whenever the fuck I can from now on, just to think of Spencer and raspy blowjobs.

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untappedbeauty.livejournal.com
YAYYYYYY! I'm really glad that it fits your tastes! I have never written anyone being high before, so I'm glad it worked for you!

And ahahahaha, I love the very idea of hearing Spencer be all snippy in his sex voice! HAWT, YO. :)

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] achika-chan.livejournal.com
LOL. Oh man. mocking Infomercials and Ryan/Spencer sex? Best ficlet ever?

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untappedbeauty.livejournal.com
Hah! Awesome! Thanks! Mocking infomercials is awesome, and Ryan/Spencer is awesome, so I think maybe it's a formula that couldn't fail?

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aerynvala.livejournal.com
hahahahaha, oh god this is just awesomely hilarious and really quite nummily hot!

I really, really liked this line: Spencer ended up handing Ryan his own phone, then rolling his eyes and a new joint while Ryan made the call.

something about combining rolling eyes and rolling a joint like that, just thought it was groovy. :)

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untappedbeauty.livejournal.com
Yay, I'm glad you like it! I like the idea of them being all ridiculously comfortable and demanding with each other because they are BFF!

And it's cool that line worked for you, too. Thanks!

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] octette
ahahahahaha. this seems SO REAL, dude.

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untappedbeauty.livejournal.com
Thank you! TBH, I think they should call each other "dude" and have sloppy BFF sex all the time.

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] withoutmaps.livejournal.com
!!!! Totally hot and amazing! Ugh, Spencer. I loved all the sensory stuff, the difference in sucking Ryan off from this angle and just. NGH.

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untappedbeauty.livejournal.com
YAYYYYYY, THANKS! I'm glad you liked it! I meant to put in something about the ridges at the top of Ryan's mouth rubbing against Spencer's cock all different than usual because of the angle, but I forgot. Oops! THEY DISTRACTED ME!

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Date: 2008-06-10 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girlintheband.livejournal.com
:D Hell and yes. Hot.

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Date: 2008-06-10 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untappedbeauty.livejournal.com
Woot, thank you! Glad you enjoyed! Though I think most of the hotness is just in Ryan and Spencer having sloppy BFF sex. :)

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Date: 2008-06-10 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strongplacebo.livejournal.com
Okay, AHAHAHA on the ending. I love this! I love Ryan/Spencer and I'm somehow insanely happy to see some that isn't teenage fumbling. Their love endures!

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Date: 2008-06-10 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untappedbeauty.livejournal.com
Yay for getting laughs! I'm happy you liked it! And ugh, I looooove Ryan/Spencer at any point in time, but I do adore the thought of how they'd fit together now, what with Spencer having grown and broadened so wonderfully. Mmmmmm.

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Date: 2008-06-10 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyo.livejournal.com
This ficlet works so well. I love how the sex just feels easy and casual, and how all the little random details (the difference in the angle, how Ryan needs to shave) to make everything seem a little hotter and more real.

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untappedbeauty.livejournal.com
Thanks! I'm pretty sure the easy, casual thing is entirely attributable to them being the most comfortable BFFs ever (hello, Spencer's using Ryan's cock for a pillow!). I'm glad you enjoyed! :)

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Date: 2008-06-10 12:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eleanor-lavish.livejournal.com
oh, bitchy morning sex, how fun you are! or perhaps i am projecting that its morning sex? Perhaps it is 'we are lazy bastards who nap in the afternoon' sex! That would also work. either way, its yummy.

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untappedbeauty.livejournal.com
Heh. I get this feeling that their "mornings" are pretty likely to take place in the afternoon. :) And thank you!

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Date: 2008-06-10 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] novalinedy.livejournal.com
This was really good, I liked it a lot!!!

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untappedbeauty.livejournal.com
Thank you, I'm happy to hear it!

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Date: 2008-06-10 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catchytune.livejournal.com
This was so hilarious and so hot. I loved Spencer's POV and the attention to detail. The whole thing just seems so them.

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untappedbeauty.livejournal.com
Oh, that's awesome to hear! Glad the POV worked for you! Thanks!

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Date: 2008-06-10 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyquil-love.livejournal.com
I loved it!
69-ing should be addressed more in fic, because it is fucking hot.
=)

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untappedbeauty.livejournal.com
Thank you! And ugh, YES, I would read more fic with 69-ing. It is woefully lacking. :(

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Date: 2008-06-10 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insunshine.livejournal.com
This was WONDERFUL.

God, I love Spencer/Ryan.

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untappedbeauty.livejournal.com
Yay, thank you! I'm glad to bring the Spencer/Ryan love and glad you liked it!

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Date: 2008-06-10 02:49 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untappedbeauty.livejournal.com
Hee! Thanks!

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Date: 2008-06-10 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slashxmistress.livejournal.com
Holy shit woman! That is just. Yes. Uhm...I can't remember how to make a full sentence type thing /o\ Wow.

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untappedbeauty.livejournal.com
:) Whoops? I mean, thanks! I'm glad to have made you forget sentence structure you enjoyed it!

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Date: 2008-06-10 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynthia-arrow.livejournal.com
Somehow comfy and funny and hot all at the same time. Lovely. :)

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untappedbeauty.livejournal.com
Awww, thank you! I'm glad you thought it was all those things. :)

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Hi, I'm just another Spencer/Ryan fan, throwing in my two cents to say this is too hot to read only once. And clever. Clever and funny and sexy, the combination is so rare in fic these days. Yeah, really, tysm. Love it.

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Date: 2008-06-10 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hooksandplans.livejournal.com
Sorry, that was me. I was so thrilled I forgot to sign in.

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Date: 2008-06-10 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] butimthezero.livejournal.com
This is an amazing story. Very well written.

{Hope you don't mind that I added you.}

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Date: 2008-06-10 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annie-bean.livejournal.com
Oh girl! this is SO AWESOME! I love the lazy stoned little suck thing you've got going on.. PERFECT! but I am not surprised! you are always amazing :D <3

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Date: 2008-06-10 09:29 pm (UTC)
shirasade: panic at the disco: spencer smiles like sunshine (panic - smile & sunshine (spencer))
From: [personal profile] shirasade
Ooh, that was lovely - sexy and funny and altogether yummy! Gah, how I love this pairing...

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Date: 2008-06-10 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Oh, mmmm, this was so good - hot and lazy and fun and comfortable. I loved it!

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Date: 2008-06-10 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hikarinotabi.livejournal.com
So good and just a little bit ridiculous. Thank you. <3

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Date: 2008-06-11 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wedreamalone.livejournal.com
ah ha ha ha! XD Everytime I read them having sex now I'm going to see a glass of wine beside them XD there is never enough Spencer/Ryan <3<3<3 yummmmmm

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Date: 2008-06-11 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arsenicjade.livejournal.com
It's funny reading you write them in different contexts now.

But, um, HI 69. *g* Awesome, babe. Glad you were feeling it.
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