i LOVE this. i love how jon and ryan really TALK to each other here, and how's it's kind of half dirty-talk and half just them being THEM, kind of snarky and annoyed and hilarious. (in particular, "I want you to fuck me instead of trying to make me fuck myself on your cock. Fucking give it to me, as hard as you can. You know I can take it."

(and btw i'm finally friending you, because i could have read this a week ago! sheesh. so, hi.)