OH HAI, ALL MY FAVORITE KINKS BROUGHT TO LIFE. No, seriously, this...homg. I can't even begin to list the buttons you pushed, jfc. I ♥ any and all needy cockslut Jon Walkers, IN CASE THIS WAS IN QUESTION. (But hey, I loved how authentic this entire thing felt, how easily the dialogue flowed, and how well you fit everything into canon. I kind of really, really wish this were true. ;__;)

*bookmarks forever*

Also, this: "If I had a clone, I think we'd come up with better ways to spend our time with him that putting him to work behind a camera," Jon says.

Ryan's eyes go a little unfocused. "Oh. Yeah."

...just about killed me. Please to be writing the sequel with Ryan and the two Jons, plz. Nnnguh.