CARDBOARD IS UNACCEPTABLE

Started: 2 months ago.
Porn muse finally visited: Yesterday.

Done and DONE. These two took way too motherfucking long to jump each other's bones. (I just managed to use to, two and too all in one sentence!) Thanks to sparklewitch for listening to me whine (as ever) and the readthrough. ♥

This, by the way, is the first fic I've finished that is NOT for any kind of challenge/prompt in 3 years and 8 months. Behold, the power of bandom.



Something Like a Mystery
FOB/MCR xover, Patrick/Gerard, NC-17
Set during Warped 2005
~3,900 words

( The first time Patrick is ever alone in a room with Gerard Way, he ends up pressed down into a couch while Gerard pushes up Patrick's shirt and strokes his hip, licking his way into Patrick's mouth. )

I finished my kink and cliche fic for svmadelyn's challenge! And in time for the deadline! All thanks to sparklewitch for giving me my bunny and my beta.

Here's what you need to know: Fandom is The Forsaken, prompt is bath/water sex, it's a first-time fic, I totally have NOTHING against Alabama, and there's a real shortage of vampires for this being a fandom about vampire hunters. Oh, well. We all just really want the sex, don't we?


( Boy, when I get license to use cliches, I really go all out. )

I've been gone for approximately forever and have surely missed tons of stuff. Sorry to everyone who might have thought I up and dropped off the face of the planet; I've just been internet-less for a goodly chunk of time. Will respond to stuff that needs responses soon, promise. And much love to you guys. At least I come bearing fic! Ridiculously late Two Lines fic, but still. Any fic at all is rather novel at this point. *g*

Title: PDA
Fandom: Sky High
Pairing: Will Stronghold/Warren Peace
Rating: NC-17 for sex and language
Disclaimer: Characters and 'verse belong to Disney, not me. I'm just playing in their sandbox.
Author's Note: Written for shanalle's Two Lines challenge. This fic is set in the future, when Will and Warren are above the age of consent. Endless thanks to sparklewitch for the read-through and input.

As per the challenge rules, the fic was inspired by these lyrics:
"I'm learning, I'm yearning
I'm burning, all your stuff"
Barenaked Ladies -- "Thanks, That Was Fun"
( The look Warren shoots him makes him glad looks can't kill. Or, you know, they can, but luckily that's not Warren's superpower. )

Title: Surrogate
Fandom: Friday Night Lights
Pairing: Mike Winchell/Don Billingsley
Rating: R for sex and language
Disclaimer: Not mine, not making any money from it.
Author's Note: For slodwick's A Picture is Worth 1000 Words challenge, take three. Also written for callmecayce. Happy belated birthday! And thanks to sparklewitch for the last-minute read-through.

As per the challenge rules, the fic was inspired by this picture:



( Click to read the story that is in no way actually related to horses. )